June 2012
May 2012
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Best pick-up line:
Boy: I watch Legend of Korra.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
hyperbolequeen:
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
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theawkwardmegane:
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you’d better zip, better zop, beep boopity bop.
cosby the people
the greatest moment in manga history
dame-stork:
pancakestein:
i wish he was my dad
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